I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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