those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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