Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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