in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
