he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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