You're so nebulous sometimes
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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