Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Randomize
