We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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