I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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