Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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