That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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