how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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