so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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