Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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