I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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