i just had sex bonerless
I think I am morally bankrupt
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
