There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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