I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
she told me i tasted like america
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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