Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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