Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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