Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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