I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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