All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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