what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
My vagina is very pro this idea
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