I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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