Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i think my tv is drunk
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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