I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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