that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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