should my penis look like a turkey
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I'm at about main and main street
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
