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He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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