Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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