question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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