Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Randomize
