I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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