just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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