Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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