dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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