but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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