At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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