sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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