Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
He better not be in your backpack
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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