Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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