My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She announced her abortion via fbk
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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