This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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