I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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