I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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