DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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