is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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