What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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