Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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