i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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