I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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