She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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