He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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