Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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