Is it because I queefed?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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