why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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